Sorry to post that and run!! B is being grumpy again today. Thankfully he's goner to sleep, so hopefully that will be him for a good hour or so.
Right, Alpha Mummy! She is chairperson of the M&B group. It#s hardly a huge group, in the small community centre in the next village, but the power has obviously gone to her head!!
Started by her coming in today and B and I were already there. I'd not met her before as she'd been on holiday. It started badly by her asking "And who are you?" So I introduced myself and Blair. "Isn't that a girls name" was her response. 
face from me! Then some of my ante natal pals came in. And sat beside me. She decided they should sit at the other side of the room, no idea why, feng shui probably. I moved with them, I don't think this is what she wanted to happen going by her cats bum face!
So we carried on chatting and I got a bottle out for B. "Oh you're formula feeding are you?" she said. So I put her right on that one, as if it's any of her business. One of the other girls asked how I got on after my CS. Cue another catsbumface and a "oh thats a shame" comment from AM! I swear to god how I didn't smack her in the face remains a total mystery. No offence to any NCT mums, but this is what I'd imagined them to be like.
They are having a bake sale next week to raise funds so she was asking for people to donate something, but instead of doing what you want to do she was telling everyone what she wanted them to make. "You can do a Lemon Drizzle LisMcA" Eh no! I don't think so! I offered to do a chocolate cake (it's very good) as I have the stuff in, but this was refused as she is doing the chocolate cake! I'm going to do one anyway and take it along just to piss her off, and as sure as eggs is eggs it will be the best bloody cake I've ever made and I'll decorate it!
Seriously I used to read the alpha mummy threads on here and think no way is that real, must just be OPs over reaction!! But I have had first hand experience now! I think I'm fit for her though! I'm goign to start a campaign "Lis for alpha mummy". Would you guys vote for me?