Lefties 7: Simples

[Ewe]

Hope this is ok, I was getting withdrawal symptoms!

Oh no.

The storm clouds gather. The waxworks descend on an old building, in the heart of London. A close-up of a drip of wax, furtively sneaking its way down towards a Jermy Street collar. The opening credits of a horror movie start to roll.

BBC need to stop with the overuse of Choreography now. I have made it my personal drinking game (replacing Kingmaker) and I will get tipsy too fast.

Plus it makes me picture Lib/Con ranks dancing in suits like BBc newscasters on Comic Relief.

Sorry. Broke a personal vow there. Not to be thing.

Will go off and make a cup of tea.

Bless, Policy. Sounds like you have him well trained

what what??? I leave to do bath/book/bed and suddenly there's a haunch of Ham rolling up the Mall! Where was that Klaxon ffs?

'well to the left of me' lol ABD

Agree with what policy's DS said.

Oh, just realised we are going to have a Downing Street baby.

Good lad, pol's ds.

I can't face any other threads and I can't bear the thought of that shiney faced buffoon strutting into No 10. I'm distraught - DCs are bewildered. And damn them and their need to be put to bed.

If I'm right, I am going to retrain as an MI5 agent.

"thing"?

Sorry. Bit late.

animula sounds like Dr Who, Maybe DC is an Auton?

Anyone think DC will take a reduced salary like GB ?

Right.

I haven't smoked a cigarette since July 2008 and have just nicked one of DP's.

Wine in one hand, fag in the other, stood outside the back door.

I knew my life would unravel under the tories.

condom - preventing labour
geddit ?

URGH

No other country has a prime minister with a fucking ham for a face

Did GB take a reduced salary?

DH reports from Twitter: 'already a Scottish family is homeless and unemployed: that's a Tory govt for you...'

Policywonk, your DS obviously has a brilliant bullshit radar at work. Perhaps we should campaign for 7 year olds to get the vote? Can't do any worse.....

oh lordy it's happening isn't it?

hamface for PM

bleurgh

cheers Clegg, not
well I hope he drove a bloody hard bargain. Lance Price was on R4 talking about the possible make-up of the cabinet-right wingers to balance LDs OH JOY

if it's any consolation it's going to be quite hard for hammy

Oh make everyone on the Beeb stop bloody smiling

Robinson is jiggling about with his massive hard-on.

And reporting Tories/Libs annoyed by Gordon upstaging the deal...