ok NUFF 'LECTION NOW - am bored what else is there

[SuSylvester]

to tlak about?

a man married his cat in germany.

lol at cat
mine has his eye on baby blackbirds atm - after his recent bid for freedom to the local filling station.

Goodluck Jonathan (now he is one corrupt motherfucker) is preisdent of Nigeria.

president

what? this is the interesting bit!!!

oh blimey dh had 2 hours sleep

and it is his birthday as well, so he is far more excited than befits a man of his age

there is nothing. a big black hole. the abyss. (vicar wanders off quietly back to bed to gaze at her navel and consider emigration)

did you see my hot news that someone got their poncho caught in the mechanism of the UK's largest roller coaster and folk were left hanging upside down for 20 minutes

they're not discussing THAT on Radio 4, are they

cats? I ahve no cats

i don't give a crap about the sodding election.

what is far far more important is the fact that i have an exam in an hour and i don't know anything.

May the force be with you Gordon