Bit of Hendrix playing
I've had a shower, in my dressing gown, huge pipe of w**d ready to go, glass of wine, purple afro wig.
Let's kick back and hate all politicians and want to scald them with hot spoons like Stella did to gay Ben in Eastenders.
Let's not care who wins, let's get high and talk about peace, doves and...er...like pets and stuff, nice things.
I'm voting for love ladies, spelled...um...well LOVE but like in really cool lettering.
If i had to sleep with one of the main party's leaders it would be Caroline Lucas as she is a lady, but if it was the main three it would be Cameron as he's the smoothest skinned. Skin like a polished blancmange...you dig?