C4 election night special

[CarmelitaMiggs]

Oh dear David Mitchell, that was a cheap/nasty gag about Samantha Cameron.

It's a bit shit so far isn't it?

I am hanging on for the Come Dine With Me with Rod Liddle and E Currie but no idea how much suffering comes before that

Am hoping it's just awkward first minutes

what time is come dine with me on? i hate jimmy carr, i don't want to sit through hours of him!

i'm a bit peed off about how much coverage it's getting. i mean put it on the news or something but does a whole evening warrant this stuff. anyway i'm watching grease on film four.

How often can they switch between presenters? They'll be saying one word in turn soon. Starting to wish I'd watched the Good Wife on More4!

Jimmy Carr crashing and burning

What is Lauren Laverne doing with these numpties?
Is Charlie Brooker eating his fist? He should be.

oh bollocks they are going to cut the cdwm into 85 pieces in an attempt to make us sit through 5 hours of this.

and another thing, if all these so called social commentators can do better why aren't they running for effing government.

they're trying a bit too hard to be 'alternative' aren't they?

I'm muting it and heading over to C4ondemand to watch Desperate Housewives. I can always freeze it when CDWM comes on....

Derek Hatton!

doing scallops!

and champagne? Eh? Most unexpected.
Brown rice - that's more like it.

i can't decide who is ghastliest. i think it is liddle. may change mind later...

Oh well BBC starts soon.

oh thank god for bbc1, now it's really happening.