our Gordon which art in number 10
much maligned be thy name
thy governance come
thy should be in leadership as the votes are given
give us this day our tax credits
and forgive us this polling day as those who would vote against us
and lead us not into a conservative government
but deliver us from evil (tories)
for thine is the prime minister, the power and not the tory
tax credits for ever and ever
Amen
(i think ive decided to vote )