Time to dumb down the election - anyone else have a secret crush on a politician?

[Concordia]

With the same old messages coming out day after day my thoughts turned to other things.
Mine would be Douglas Alexander. He's cute and has a sexy voice and seems to care about international development.
Won't be voting Labour though.

Mines not so secret i'm afraid...

Hague

LOL wee Dougie I had an email from him today (along with about 20,000 other people, probably). He is v. clever I think.

yes- Peter Hain.

ooh, i was in the question time audience once and peter hain nodded and agreed with the comment i made which made me feel very important (sad eh?)

Iain Duncan Smith.

Couldnt explain it but I think I love him.

Slightly ashamed of myself.

Hague for me too. He was on a TV program years ago, that was about finding the nation's favourite book.

He was the champion for Birdsong by Sebastian Faulkes and listening to him reading it made me go all peculiar.

David Cameron.
sorry ronshar, definitely not Iain Drunken Smith.

I know, I know.
What is wrong with me?

I am a little bit squishy about DC and Hague as well.

Am I allowed to say that Ed Balls makes me want to puke like the Little Briatain character?

Yes ronshar you are. He makes me feel violent he is so revolting on all levels.

Just seen a montage of Peter Mandleson on newsnight.

Now he really makes me want to scratch my eyes out and then be sick.
Odious man.

no but Gavin Esler (sp?) is luuuurvely

ronshar, you are right about Ed Balls making you want to puke. In fact I would extend that to most of Labour's front bench.

ronshar - I'll join you in being sick over Mandy, foul and horrid man.

Now I know this is meant to be a lighthearted thread, but am I the only one who sees the irony in GB banging on about reform of the House of Lords which would exclude his own Business Secretary, or whatever his title is, from government altogether?

Thats ok I find most of the noise that comes out of GB's mouth funny.

13 years and we still have an unelected second chamber. All they have done is shove their mates in instead.
And they all make me feel sick. Some more violently than others!