Hello all you crazy mummys

[MummyIzzyWizzy]

I am Immy and new to Mumsnet. This is my first thread, but I can tell already that we're all going to get on so well!

So, I read about your chat website in the paper, and I thought I'd come and stir things up a bit before the great day on Thursday.

The thing is, I know how busy you all must be with your little angels at home - I only have one, and I know that he is a crazy little monster most of the time - but I also know that it is important to vote on Thursday, afterall, you are mummies and it is important to raise the tiny-troublemakers under the right government.

Another thing that is really important is voting for the right party - did you know that under a Conservative Government, our little bundles of joy are more likely to succeed in school?

So, mummies, don't forget to go along on Thursday to vote!

do you think we have IQ's in single digits

Anyway, from that attempt I assume you are a labour supporter trying to sway people away from voting Tory. If you really are a Tory supported then

Oh geez, this nearly makes me want to not vote Conservative.

Oh God the Lib Dems really are scrapping the barrel now aren't they?

Are you just a regular making up a joke thread or are you serious?

Methinks you're not really a Conservative voter are you Immy?

Very funny!

Or is it a double bluff you naughty prat?

Oh jog the fuck on pleeeease.

funny

but already done!

I pushed the placenta out after the baby, not my brain.

I heart political trolls.
Without them I wouldn't have realised there was an election on.
All I think about is ironing and kittens, you see?

Thanks so much, MummyIzzyWizzy. I knew there was something really quite important happening on Thursday - more important even than the Ocado delivery on Wednesday - but I'd forgotten what it was.

she must be a regular, imitating the style of Grigsy who was earlier run out of town. Only, unlike Grigsy, who was Labour and for real, the OP here is on a wind up and pretending to be Tory.

Sadly, the level of pish being expelled by the FailTrolls on here means you have to be less subtle in your satire.

Feel free to have another crack at it, but you need to amp up the idiocy. Assume your audience is 100% female and has the IQ of hanging beef. Then use lots of exclamation marks, and no long words.

Hilarious

I did read it straight after Grigsy's thread though, so the irony was completely apparent.

You're kidding, right?

MUMMYIZZYWIZZY Yes my children are an absolute joy (bundles of joy in fact) that's because previously before voting UKIP they grew up in a Tory household!

This is a regular having a joke.

It'd have to be! It's just too perfect

PMSL at Justine having to explain 'funny' posts!

It just goes to show how many politrolls there have been on MN in the last few days.

Goodness gracious me, IzzyWizzy. So, my little monkeys will do better at school under a Con-ser-va-tive government?
Thank you, Prank you for spelling it out to me in easy words.
Must go and snuggly-wuggle the ickle bubbas now.

Haliborange - do you use fabric condioner on kittens before you iron them - look there is more helpful mummy advice on voting posted - i shall pay attention to it in readiness for britains got talent, i'd hate to mess that up

CrackFox, thank you for such a great line! Please can I borrow it when in need?