A frivolous thread - who would be in your Mumsnet cabinet?

[Takver]

OK, so you get to make a cabinet out of regular MN posters (and you can include yourself in your post of choice of course).
My cabinet for starters:
Policywonk for Chancellor
Riven as Minister for Health
Julienoshoes - Minister for Education
I'm going to grab the post of Minister for the Environment
My cabinet doesn't have a Prime Minister - and all decisions are going to be made by consensus

Anyone else?

Sorry, not sure why this thread came out twice - ignore this one!

Everyone's ignoring the other one too

Would a Mumsnet cabinet be available flat-pack?

Of course - and only available over the internet . . .

Keeping that train of thought going.... I'd put CEO of IKEA in charge of Defence. Instant end to the shortage of helicopters in Afghanistan just as long as everyone had an allen key.

Can I put myself forward?

I would like to be Minister For All Things I Know A Bit About, Am Interested In and Upon Which I Have an Opinion. Please

OtterInASkoda: Minister with Opinion

Actually can I be a Law Lord please? I can handle the port and cheesy biscuits thing very well and also have no knowledge of the law at all.