A frivolous thread - who would be in your Mumsnet cabinet?

[Takver]

OK, so you get to make a cabinet out of regular MN posters (and you can include yourself in your post of choice of course).
My cabinet for starters:
Policywonk for Chancellor
Riven as Minister for Health
Julienoshoes - Minister for Education
I'm going to grab the post of Minister for the Environment
My cabinet doesn't have a Prime Minister - and all decisions are going to be made by consensus

Anyone else?

I would like to represent the opposition thank you

Xenia as Attorney General
Alouiseg as Minister for Rural Affairs
Gay40 as Home Secretary
Riven as Chancellor of the Exchequer
Expat as Minister of Housing
Beetroot as Minister for Culture, Arts and Heritage
Seeker as Minister for Education
Aitch as Minister of Health

Nananina Wahwah and John Hemming to jointly head a Royal Commission on the reform of the Family Courts

Justine as the Chief Whip

Yes yes of course to Expat for Housing
And absolutely Justine as Chief Whip

Baggs be Black Rod

Hully for pm if that's not too sycophantic for everybody !

Is there a position where I can be in charge of handbags?
And PenisDog would be good if there are any doggy positions

I'd have herbietea as Defence Secretary and scottishmummy as Scottish secretary
Justine as Speaker of the House
Shoshe as Children's/Education secretary

I would have my best china in the Inner Cabinet

...ere Bibbity, I have pm'd you back- check your email

Not another who's popular thread - this will end well...not

I'd like to be Minister of State for Science and Innovation - not because I'd be any good at it but it sounds more interesting than any other post and I could wear a long white coat and protective goggles.

Riven as Minister for Health - I thought nappies fell under Personal Social Services?

Nemofish for Minister of The Unknown / Woo
Dittany for Minister of Womens Affairs And Ting
SolidGoldBrass for the Minister of Keeping It Real
AnyFucker as Minister for Cutting Through Bullshit / Spindoctor

I've run away from the OP a bit here haven't I... Sorry have had too much coffee today!

There was another thread like this and I was (self) appointed Minister without Portfolio. I am not prepared to give this post up but do promise to stay out of the way, to never vote on England only matters, (or any others) and only come to Westminster once a year to collect my salary and Expenses. Thank You.

I call American Ambassador, just like I did on the other thread, and repeat my platform of talking to Hershey's about the vomitty taste of their chocolate and also getting my fellow countrywomen to stop giving their LO's surnames for firstnames.

I would like to be the Minister for justice, I am setting up my own prison to punish people who STEAL OTHER PEOPLES VOLVOS!!!

May I be speaker for hoc?

Or is that another thread??

Littlefish for education.

FrannyandZooey for Environment Minister!

I vote NathanBarley for Minister of Popularity.

Actually if we are getting a mumsnet cabinet I think we should do away with the boring old traditional posts.
We need a Minister for Style
A Department of Sarcasm and rebuke
and someone to whom we can turn when their is a national crisis and will go...

In that case I declare myself First Lady of Libations...drinks all round!

I would like to volunteer of the Department for Non Sequiturs

of the Department?

We will obviously need a Ministry of Grammatical Rectitude and Rescue.

Helped by the Permanent Secretary for Pedantry, perhaps?