Roll on 7th May!

[theaccidentalcandidate]

I'm standing in a constituency with no hope of winning (thank god!), being booed at hustings, hundreds of emails, I'm so out of my depth, I can't take another week!

ps Yes I have namechanged.

who are you standing for?

I can't say, I'll be exposed.

Got to go out now to be asked a load of questions I don't know the answer to and be heckled by a bunch of pensioners (it only seems to be pensioners that go to these things).

Thank god that's over! I didn't do very well but it was a great night out.

Accidentalcandidate, are you Esther Rantzen?

Oh to do as well as she did! No.

I think she must be.... ukip?