Is Anyone Missing the Sex Scandals

[Sweeedes]

From the old days?

We could do with a PPC's bottom emerging from a Hampstead Heath bush or a disgruntled mistress revealing all.

It's all about being earnest, paying the cleaner more than the minimum wage and voting reform.

FGS.

What do you miss from the old politics?

Comb-over hair dos and bad suits - they're all getting too tasteful and Bodeny. Happy to see the back of the sex scandals, they were a bit depressing.

Most of the sex scandals were a bit vomit inducing, so no, I dont miss them!