Snog/marry/avoid? Brown/Cameron/Clegg

[handmedownqueen]

Feeling completely disillusioned and without my usual urge to vote I'm wondering about making up my mind this way this time! So come on MN! For me I'd avoid Cameron (baby faced,looks flabby, too posh) snog Clegg for obvious reasons but Brown?? Not sure Id marry any politician but he that dark brooding tempestuous area might make him interesting to be in bed with...

Please, awful mental images in my head now of Gordon Brown in the sack.
Aaagghhhh!

LoL - 2 yrs on and it's still got to be Gordon!

Got doorstepped by some people who looked like 'the old and bold' club at the golf club yesterday, turned out they were Tory canvassers. 'He hasn't done a very good job has he?' invited one, twirling his umbrella against the hail. Errrrm... I said, I went to Causualty with a suspiciously stiff necked son today - brand new, no wait, pink and lemon chairs/DVD screen for kids,repeating 45 min free parking tickets,quick discharge (sprain) - add to that A star grades at GCSE for kids at good local comp, Tax Credits, help through recession/mortgages crisis,2 daughters at Uni - we are managing! That will do for this hard-working-family for now for Gordon. Where is he - I think that deserves at least a quick peck on the cheek!

Can I snog and marry Nick Clegg?
I know he's not on offer but I'd still rather shag Alistair Campbell.

I too would like to snog and marry Nick Clegg, but will settle for snog as my mother would LOVE me to marry David Cameron. Avoid - Gordon Brown I'm afraid.

But I rarely base voting decisions on fuckabilitiy...

Avoid Gordon, marry Cameron and snog Nick Clegg.

I was also rather shag Alistair Campbell

I would snog Nick and Marry David and avoid Gordon like the plague.

Marry Brown, shag Clegg and push Cameron off the cliff. (Although, I, too, would rather shag Alistair Campbell!)

Alistair Campbell?? Did I miss something??

Marry and snog Cameron, disregard Clegg if I can and avoid Brown, although this is exactly opposite to my voting preference! Have had some bizarre but lovely dreams about Cameron. He looks a bit like my dh

Avoid Cameron obviously - old Etonians well dodgy IME.

err yes snog Clegg and marry Brown I guess. Could only really actually marry a red really.