Has everyone else received a letter from George Osborne?

[said]

And he's enclosed a Freepost envelope. What do you suggest I put in it?

He can't have only written to us?

Looks like it's only you

Your scared lol get a grip!

Now if Gordon/Darling had sent you a letter and woe betide he wanted to meet you

Horrid horrid thought

But such is Gordo's dynamism he only exposes himself to carefully selected audiences and old folk who are losing their marbles.

B Lair had a SPEECH this week at the Sedgefield constituency he abandoned. He took NO questions from his ex constituents and NON from the press. Poor B Lair would not want to be troubled or in the least upset by questions from the likes of us

I am no Tory but was quite impressed with Cameron's meet with working class apprentices at Lewisham College recently
...at least he has the guts to actually meet the likes of us.

what does the letter say?

is it signed Gideon?

It says "I have to write to you as hearing my voice will make you scream". All headed notepaper. I'm thinking old foreign coins atm

Are you absolutely sure that you are not the victim of an early April Fool's Day joke?

Actually, it's quite funny. "I am writing to you because...David Cameron has asked me to..."