Gordon, if you or any of your advisers are reading this...

[Bumperlicious]

Please stop slouching! I know it must be pretty dull sitting in front of the cameras for an hour while Al waffles on, but please try and look more statesman-like. Some of us are desperately trying to support you but you aren't really helping us.

Dave has the appearance of youth and virility. When you sit hunched over on the front bench you just look done in, defeated. Come on! Sit up straight, head up high. You're the leader of the country, try and look like it.

Ah - poor GB. I hear what you're saying bumperlicious but I kind of like the fact that Gordy has no superficial 'presentation' skills. I can't bear Cameron's baby faced smarm - give me Gordy's lived in, grumpy style any day of the week. He's a man of substance who has no need to preen for the cameras.

Yeah but do you remember when Gordon tried to smile? He really mustn't do that again, it was scaaaaaaary!