Count Binface - a credible MP for Makerfield?

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https://countbinface.com/makerfieldmanifesto

Who else feels this actually deserves widespread support?

In case you don't want to click the link, his policies include

• raising everyone else's taxes but not yours
• changing the triple lock to a double lock with a bit extra
• renaming HS2 "FFS1"

I feel this is as well thought out as most manifestos, probably more achievable, and would raise gross happiness levels.

AIBU?

FFS1 would get my vote

He's just saying what we're all thinking.

The handryer was our favourite. Stiff competition from the Monster Raving Loony Party candidate and Andy Burnham though.

@columnatedruinsdomino "stiff competition from Andy Burnham" genuinely made me laugh out loud, thanks

Good to see he is still sticking to his Ceefax policy

Ah @VoteCountBinface good to see you on the thread. Are you a longstanding loyalist, I take it?

I'd hoped the hand drier promise related to the useless inverted T type that seem ubiquitous in m/way services. I suppose at least they blow the water up your sleeve making using them to finish the drying marginally easier.

However it actually relates to the Crown and Treaty pub in Uxbridge which was my work local for a while.

Unicycle for cyclists who don’t respect the Highway Code, THAT is true restorative justice