I’m going to set up a Think Tank. Care to join me?

[ExecutiveDirector]

A Think Tank situated on here, obviously.

If you’d like to join me then change your username to the position you’d like to hold and then let’s start strategising. About types of cake.

First agenda item:

1. Cake is over-rated. It is also dangerous. Cake has been used in place of a dagger to dismantle authority, notably in the case of Boris Johnson v Birthday Cake.

Second agenda item: is a Jaffa Cake misrepresented in the biscuit aisle?

Are you open to other types of think tanks ? Id like to set up one on the use of front gardens in urban areas .

1. Cake breaks should be allowed in all work places between 3.15 to 3.30pm daily. Organisations with more than 10 Employees need to provide a cake trolley.

Absolutely.

Item 3: Should front gardens be concreted over to make room for two cars and a sofa?

Hmmm, I’m not sure if 15 minutes is enough for a cake break. I would like you to set up a focus group to test this out, starting with 15 minutes and then increasing it incrementally by 5 minutes until you reach an hour and a half. PS the cake can be claimed back on expenses.