Cameron won't wear a lounge suit to the Royal Wedding

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This sort of crap is exactly why he isn't trusted as widely as he should be.

He is so paranoid about coming over as posh! He should wear his finest morning coat (or whatever it is that men wear at Royal Weddings), and enjoy the day!

His PR obsession is worrying. Thankfully, we have George Osborne in the background, keeping things on an even keel.

Or the full Court dress stripes?

Still a penguiny shape.

Love the song/rhyme, Zillah! I hope to avoid the TV that day, but actually I think it'll be next to impossible not to get a basinful of royal tosh one way or another.

It's a jolly thing, any wedding, and I hope Willie's and Kate's marriage will be happy and successful - but ooh the thought of all that antedeluvian toadying and smarming and general oiliness and creepiness, PLUS the fearful possibility of catching a glimpse of Toffo Dave beaming and preening and generally Uriah Heeping and trying to woo the voters with his 'charm' - be afraid, be very afraid...

Industrial quantities of antacids may be needed.

Well, I guess, seeing as Dave is 'family' it will be ok? And, seeing as he is already a jumped up twerp, a lounge suit won't really make much difference to him.

I guess it's like not turning up in a fancy dress costume at a fancy dress party. If it were my party, I'd tell him to jog on.

I like him, he is lord Snooty, why is the man (and wife) so obsessed that others will think him posh, I've been trying to improve my estuary accent for years! Trying in vein to rub the rough edges off! This man has had it all, and is slowy trying to denigrate it! Idiot! Wish I had got an invite, but I'm probably too common!