For last 4yrs my half siamese cat has been sneezing alot.When she does she sprays everyone with green snot,its horrid.We visit the vet roughly every 3 months,they give her antibiotics,it clears up for a while,then reappears.The vets have never scanned her or done tests,when i ask whats wrong they just say' this will clear it up". Im so fed up with it,i spend half my day scrubbing or washing wherever she has been sitting,no-one wants the poor thing on her lap as they get sprayed with gunk.She is 16yrs old,very kitten like, she can still leap from floor to top of door in one bound and eats properly etc.
The other thing is that she is really noisey,being half siamese she would be,i have been shutting her in the porch at night( its completely enclosed) with her bed,food etc as when indoors she wanders the house miowing at the top of her lungs or climbs into bed with a child,walks up and down on them purring and miowing.This of course wakes them up.With it getting colder i obviously dont want her out at night as porch has no heating.Any tips on getting her to be quiet?