Adopting a couple of kittens tomorrow. Name ideas?

[NotEvenTheTrees]

Getting kittens this weekend. Male. Black. Two of them. Somebody name them for me.

DD has suggested Shrek and Fiona. I whipped her and sent her to bed.

DH will refer to them collectively as GetOutFromUnderMyFeetYouMangyThings whilst secretly loving them.

If left to me I'd end up naming them Martin and Barry.

Sooty is obvious

Jack and Jimmy.

john and eddie

Oh I like Jimmy and Eddie.

What about Daily and Mail?

tuna and pasta?

rabbit and horse?

salt and pepper?

beavis and butthead?

You need names you are happy to shout out..

We adopted 2 black kittens over a month ago now and they're gorgeous. We decided to keep their names that the shelter had given them; Sid and Jimmy, suits them

Basil and Parsley