Have i harmed my hammy's - smutty btw!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

just a quickie

well thats what mr blonde said

last night i was watching tv and mr blonde got rather loving!!

needless to say we had

sexual pleasures on the living room floor

all was fine - till we looked up and there were our 2 hammies watching us with glazed expressions on their faces

have i harmed them for life?

OMG

blonde faints

Ok ok, I will let the hammies leave peacefully, do you have a small dog in your back pocket?

erm no

only a big one snoring and farting at feet

well 2 actually - mabel the great dane likes to pratically sit on you as very loving - shes prob over 12stone

right - its that time again - must go and wake up youngest 2 and pick up eldest one and actually work!!

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and glad hammies arent too damaged

they do WORSE things infront of mr blonde and i!!!!

the images won't go...I close my little black eyes tight shut but I still see them...the beast with two backs...writhing...moaning....

please make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know how you feel, small furry and strangely tasty looking animal.

I saw them go at it hammer and tongs in the car once.

No way will you get me to go in the car with her again.

I was reading the op whilst speaking to DHL on the phone. The poor guy on the other end must think I am an absolute loon, I was sniggering down the phone at him.

That's it!

I am leaving!

That ruddy Swiss Mountain Dog has just asked one if one would be up for a spot of felching

rofl

these threads always seem to turn to smut

10stone dog - its not if you do get in the car anyway

though granny is teaching you