I don't feed my dogs cheap hot dogs

[bella39]

Sorry, but I have to clear this up.

Another MNetter is masterminding a vicious smear campaign against me, spreading gut wrenchingly awful lies like : Bella feeds her dogs cheap hot dogs.

It's lies. All lies.

I do, very occasionally, as a training aid, use chopped up pieces of hot dog sausage but only good quality ones, not ones that contain balls, lips, ears etc.

Otherwise my dogs are fed very high quality complete food, with raw bones and a few treats of cheese or roast free range chicken.

Thanks for listening.

she also said you give them bits of greggs sausage rolls.

And fruit shoots and you make them feel as though they are the bottom of the pack - you have completely lost your credability!

Andd big macs .

ooh, and you knit them little woolly jumpers and booties and kiss them on the lips and call them "Mummy's little snookams"

Are these your dogs here

Or maybe this one ??

this is her I particularly love the necklace.

Link wouldnt work.

ooher what happened there?

here

Brillliant. I wonder wheere she gott the necklace so I can get one for my little darlin dog.

here of course

Yes, they are all mine. Can't you tell from their contented little faces that they do not get fed mechanically recovered meat?

And that's my shop by the way. Will gladly give you nice girls a discount. We have a special offer on doggy Aviator shades at the mo.

As for the peroxide one, she's dead meat. And I don't mean organic.

I notice she's hiding.

That comment about sausage rolls was just spiteful Hecate.

Mummy???

I was told I would find you here, why are you telling all these people things about us?

Strange people in the computer, I have to set the record straight in defence of my darling mother.

I don't know where people are getting their information from but Mummy only ever feeds us the food that she herself would eat, I know this as I take it straight from her plate (except the days when she feeds us from her mouth but that is only when we have been superduper good).

She never feeds us greggs sausage rolls, how posh do you think we are

Mind you she doesn't feed us cheap hot dogs either, at the very least we get Ye Olde Oak and never, ever, smartprice or basics.

Now, I am off for a snooze on Mums bed. Night Night.

Good boy! I knew you were a clever 'un. Didn't expect you to be able to type mind you, but what a useful skill for a canid to have

Bet Blondie and King's dogs can't type

I know, the keys are a nightmare with these claws!

Just one question for you though Mum, why are you spending so much time here with these freaks people? We are much nicer, more intelligent and have a far better range of conversation.

Darling, you know I walk you for miles, tickle your tum, play with you and, even when I am on here you are usually curled up at my feet, fast asleep.

When you are a bit bigger we are going to do agility, my sweet. Now off to bed, there's a good boy.

Really? Really? Agility>

Can we see if we can be better than kings dog? (we know we will beat blondies dog because he can't even walk the ramp)

pmsl

Come on, you big furry lump. Off to bed now. Which bedtime story do you want - James and the Giant Bone or Rumple Shih-Tzu?

Ooh, Rumple Shih-Tzu please.... can you work in a big agility show for Rumple to win please? Pretty Please?