Do you have cutesy wutesy puddy cat?

[Tinker]

It really exists!

F**k me.
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lol sponge

i hate my cat. She weed on my carpet yesterday and she scratches the furniture.

i do

lol @ sponge!

Enid, she sounds worryingly like dd...

My cutesy wutesy puddy cat stole my food and s**t all over the kids room . Cutesy wutesy bf managed to scare him away and he never came back!

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NO!
if people posted pics of their cats on profiles I reallly would be posting 'hideous' etc.
horrible animals!
I don't like the way their bones are so sticky-outy under their fur - you can't feel muscle when you stroke them, their skin just slides about over their bones. I hate that mouth-open chewing noise as they sort of snatch at their food instead of chewing. I hate all that spreading saliva around all over themselves, (cleaning), I hate the way their ears look inside, and I hate that 'insinuating' thing they do creeping round your legs. I hate their little pink bottoms.

Blu arrived at my house once and said - really quite nicely - 'oh, you've got a new CAT'

Ours is a fat feline panda, really.

And Blu's DS really likes her

I love the feel of cold cat sick between my toes in the morning.

Yes, I actually stood in it once. Cats made themselves very scarce for a while afterwards.

We used to have two cats - and boy, could they chuck up. Yeuchh!