screeeeeeeeeeech! was just hoovering and the vacuum has sucked up a dead mouse brought in by the cat

[cremolafoam]

oh dear god i'm moving house

pmsl

thats a bloody good hoover

eBay the hoover

it's stuck in the dyson tube
aaaaargh oh F$%^

Is it bagless?

Bleurgh!!! Get rid of the hoover, get a new one, job done

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

thats gonna smell nice later

yes but not gone into the cylinder
oh mummy i'm gone to have to touch it

YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK You braver man than me!

am selling the cat to the gypsies for glue

and waiting for dh to come home

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwah

Rather you than me, dear...!

oh god am going out.
dread to think how long dead mouse has been there( only inches from the computer)and under bed setee

vomit.

pmsl

that is gross - what about sucking the cat up there with it? that should solve the problem

ok have unbent a coat hanger and am trying to get at it.oh arse this is disgusting

replace the bit its stuck in!!!! or wait for dh.
I had a headless from outside he paio door last week!!! Covered it with a bucket and waited for dh

omg my last message made no sense!
I said, I had a dead headless frog outside the back door