If you could magically give your pet a special talent, what would it be?

[TheHerringScreams]

I had a dream one of our kittens could hula hoop.

I know really, really want to see Tizz (the kitten) hula hoop. Really, really want to.

Also, I think a gerbil being able to swing on a trapeze would be cool.

Speak, I would love to chat to my animals

Talking and picking up their own poos

cleaning

I'd like o e if my dogs to be able to bring me a cup of tea in bed

One of....

I would like our gargoyle gecko to breakdance on Britain's Got Talent. With a cat.

Cleaning up after themselves

I wish my cat could open doors. It's a stupid meowing idiot that just wants to be on the other side of every closed door. Open them yourself, Supercat.

I'm with the 'clean your own crap up' brigade.

i'd give him (dog) thumbs. then he could paint my toenails, give me a back massage, get his own food, let himself out for a poo and clean it up after, make me a cuppa.

I'd like them to develop empathy. They're cats though, so hula hooping is more likely.

Understand the word no