...this lunchtime, whilst shopping for schoolwear in CHAVSDA.
I noticed that the sign read 'boy's trousers'. There were rather a lot of trousers on display, several hundred pairs I would estimate. In a wide variety of sizes.
So I went to Customer Services, and expressed surprise that so many pairs of trousers should belong to just one boy.
This honest enquiry was greeted with the sort of weary reply normally reserved for slightly barmy and patronising folk.
Can't imagine why.
So I remain confused as to why one boy should have so much schoolwear. Can anyone help me?