I had my eyes tested at Boots by an optomerist.

[Numberfour]

I asked: "Are you an optom.....?"
"Yes," she said, "an optometrist."

"er... but your name tag says optomerist?"

She said she had worn the badge for 18 months and nobody at all had noticed it!

HA - just shows how many people need glasses!

too damn right!

lol
I had to read that 3 times before I noticed

Just that one badge, or all the badges for all of their Optometrist staff in every branch?

Keeps looking!