can we have a Haiku thread? Pleeeease? It'll bring in the young blood, honest

[Fllightthebluetouchpaper]

I just wrote a very neat informatory one on another thread but have, er, forgotten it now. You lot are way better than me.

Topic for today:

underpants.

You will be pleased

to be wearing nice ones

if you end up in an ambulance

Nooo! That is 19. Shoot.

Come on people.

Turned inside out now
underpants might be crispy
yet ready to serve

5 syllables, 7, then 5 again.

Do I recall correctly?

my favourite ones are pink
sometimes grey
after washing

bugger can''t remembr rules

I have given up
On pretty pants that pinch
I am not size 8

fav'rit ones are pink

sometimes grey after washing

in with black socks again

Crotchless lacy pants
from Ann Summers catalogue
Good for giving birth?

pretty skimpy thong

how i miss you badly

now fat and saggy

I have some undies
They spring from back of drawer
And frighten DH

Very good, very good!!! 10/10 all of you.

shall we diversify? How about laundry as an extra option?

nylon y fronted
provenance of M and S
trusty old garment

spring pants light and cool

summer barely there at all

winter thermals warm

use washing powder

to sprinkle on christmas cake

you get more that way

Very elegant, DA...your syntax is improving

Snigger that's enticing prose but Far Too Long

crusty and skidmarked

forlorn and in the corner

the basket beckons

washing machine broke

filter blocked with biggest pant

fixer chap blushing

George pride of CHAVSDA
cheapest clothing has fallen
pile as autumn leaves

"Add laundry option"
Scorn frosts snigger's weary brow
But not on this thread

More succint, Flight

Raking thankless heaps

Oft-met garment checked and - What?

Ha! Lost fiver found!

These are excellent. I am most impressed.