You will love this, just printed out 50 flyers for a school social with "mum's night out" on them...

[handlemecarefully]

....on my printer, and the ink is running low. Obviously can't leave it like that for fear of looking like an uneducated twonk...grrr

Expecting limited ticket sales?

Yes it would seem that it is just me!

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Are you just boasting?

I'm not telling you, you'll come and heckle!

(La Margheritas, So'ton)

lol, probably.

Aha - how about yuo hand them out anyway and if anyone pulls you on it you say "WELL DONE! You spotted my tricksy little game. The proze for te first person to spot it is a large glass of plonk/a breadstick/sticker!"

I'll put that in English now
The prize for the first person to spot it....

(darn unfamiliar keyboard!)

Know the place well. (Definitely not a pedants' place, though .)

I won't be letting you do my revised flyers Iklboo!

Techno - we are all mature ladies but like to live life on the edge occasionally

Tell 'em you were rat-@rsed when you printed them

As an aside I wonder why there are never Dads' nights out.

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DH goes on a dads' night out every month. Organise one.

...because the Dads never get around to organising them!

because dads never organise them?

Less of your cheek iCod

Go on UQD. You don't expect the mums to do it for you do you?

You could always say that it is each individual mum's night out.

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DH goes on dads' nights out. Involves meeting in pub and going for curry. Organising anything more elaborate would be beyond them