For pedants who'd love to be pirates really, I give you...

[Habbibu]

... this. I do hope you enjoy it.

You do know that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day don't you?

Ah, that'll be where you got it from

sorry! LOL...

It was in honour, Pea, though I've loved this sketch for years, and thought the first bit perfect for this section. Am glad the talk like a pirate website has finally given it a home.

lol. damn your eyes.

Hello, m'dear. How are you and dds (1+2) doing?