In keeping with Political Correctness and quesiosn such as is the names board racist...

[Monkeytrousers]

..is Pendant Corner discriminative against dislexics...or even more shockinly, people who aren't very good at written english?

Facists!

Quite right. Pendants ought to be hung.

I areeg Pedants need a stern word.

Like REARMOST

uppity feckers

Grimma

Slur, I think AUTHORITARIAN might be stern enough?

I think I'd have chosen AFT.

lol at Grimma.

Facists - people against faces?

(me timbers)

Authoritarian is plenty stern, I just have my head in a ship at present so am distracted

AFT yes yes

Thumb - lol, maybe people prejudice against fashion? but couldn't bear spelling of fashist?

I am still airbrushing

God gwad how ugly are this lot?????

You have your head in a ship? Oh...pirate party songs...you're not building a ship for a party are you? At midnight?

Quite a few of them are teenagers , knackered or old farts

I have two ships on floor needing construction, one wooden one playmobile.

I have a rear end of living room filled with cardboard boxes and dp's big ideas.

OOh but she'll be chuffed at playing with boats so all good.

If I could just muster energy to fiddle with pirate bits.

Oh Lapin, you mean you have to deal with normal people?? Urgh how time-consuming!

Could you not just service celebs?

ooh, I wouldn't have any trouble mustering energy to fiddle with Cap'n Jack Sparrow's bits...

aye aye captain

at servicing celebs

Right, the zits will have to wait, I am exhausted. Ciao all!

What are you doing Lapin - can you give me a photoshop tutorial???

I am experimenting with creating ads - how to I create funky backgrounds???

graphical really - actually I just did a gradient blend. I know it's better to have publisher - i did have it but have lost the disc and cant' afford to buy it again. Have tried Scribus and it's totally crap and OPen Office won't load!

Print - and how do I shrink psd's to send but ensure they will be a good resolution when blown up by recipient?