'perennial massage'

[Romy7]

thread on pregnancy board - no idea how to do link...

A midwife referred to the same as "peritineal massage". But one of the nicest I've heard in ages is a student of mine referring to someone today as "a real dominamatrix" which I thought rather expressive really.

OK if you are prepared for a two year rub, I suppose

Lol @ MB. And 'Hello' too x

As opposed to 'deciduous massage' where you rub so hard your pubes fall off?

VG - have been trying to actually say that word, and I can't

Romy - are you sure it was on the pregnancy board and not the gardening section?

If it was a dominamatrix doing it probably once every two years would be enough!

squonk once you hit the rhythm of it you won't stop muttering it all night. Scans like "abracadabra".

it was followed by an extra virgin olive oil comment... so i s'pose it could've been either...