Apostrophe catastrophes et cetera

[ClaySquish]

I am overwhelmed (lighthearted) by the errors I see on here every day.

"Rest bite"

"I am managing my responsibility's"

"There were plenty of dad's there"

"I can't bare it"

"I want to loose weight"

"Only if I have too"

Totally my problem. I need to get a life.

I feel your pain!

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I read your list of sentances containing errors.
I was puzzled by Totally my problem. I need to get a life, as I could see nothing wrong in it. I then noticed the lack of inverted commas.

My MiL never knew the correct use of apostrophes. She used to say "If I'm not sure I put one in anyway"

"Loose" is used so much that I fear we will lose "lose".
I am even questioning it myself as I type it 🤣.

Sure. But "sentances" is spelled with an ''.
Sentences.

Whoops! 'e'...hoist by ny own petard!

my for goodness sake.

My!

I will risk posting again. It was entirely my own fault that I misspelt "sentences".
I have a very accurate spell checker, but I failed to ask her to check my post with the error in it. (Maybe we are excited as we will celebrate 21 years of marriage next week).
I checked and Grammarly told me that the past tense of misspell is misspelled in American English. However, in other varieties of English, misspelt is also acceptable.

This is absolutely what my child does (she's 11)

It grates on me! 🙈

Ahh, fair enough @OldJohn My posts descended into the absurd, so I can't talk!

I always feel it's better to omit an apostrophe if you're not sure, rather than pepper you writing with unnecessary ones.

I used to say, "If in doubt, leave it out"

It offends me less if they're missing.