Oh lovely R4

[MrsBadger]

'courts martial'

[big tick]

Well done R4

Ooh yes - I always give extra points for that - though I did hear it both correctly and incorrectly as part of the same report not so long ago.

Oh it's like getting off a train full of yobbos and people with loud ipods and feet on the seats who are all eating burgers and throwing their litter on the floor and finding yourself on the station platform in Brief Encounter with Celia and Trevor quietly (and grammatically) grieving for their lost future

[puff of steam as train pulls off]

I often wonder if I should order "2 gins and tonic" or "2 gin and tonics?"

(Obviously when with a friend - not just for me . . .)

2 gins and tonics

ooh good one

this will bother me pleasurably all afternoon

2 glasses of gin and tonic? Correct - but sounds a bit - ooh what's the word - PEDANTIC?!

gin and tonic twice?

Maybe I'll go back to wine . . .