just received an email

[branflake81]

which opens - "Apologies if this doe?s not concern you"

I am shocked.

heh heh. That's a corker. A catapostrophe.

I would delete it immediately

Did this doe concern you? Was it from a company?

I would reply, marked urgent

'unfortunately your inappropriate use of the apostrophe does concern me.

I'm going to have to lie in a darkened room!!

As policywonk says - that really is a corker!

I'm awarding gold star for Pedant of the Day to policywonk for the term "catapostrophe". Am saving it for future use!