Just received this email

[branflake81]

Dear Branflake

My name is John and I work in the University's accomodation office.

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I ask you.

You'd think if he works there he'd have learned to spell if by now.

You would.

I knew a Liaison Officer who never did put the second i in his title.

They only recruit from the people that should never have been offered a place at Uni in the first place. Did you not know this?