Pedant's Joke Book

[maltatheterrible]

Who led the Pedants' Revolt?

Which Tyler

mwah ha ha ha
sorry if it's been done before

bugger, hope that apostrophe is in the right place...wanders off looking over her shoulder and muttering about her grammatical ignorance

[snort]

thank you, thank you, i'm here all week

Thanks for that A small ray of sunshine in my miserable day.

Did you know that there are 10 kinds of people in this world?

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Can you say that joke out loud, Malta?

snuuuurk

(snort) back atcha PC

I did try telling the Wat Tyler one at Toddler Group but it flatlined...so i took my poncey arse back to my seat, swirling my Earl Grey and returned my attentions to the adventures to Madame Bovary

I am soooo underappreciated

I'm there with you, malta. Join our little 'underappreciated' club here. I often feel it's 'pearls before swine' with my lot, including DH who has SO many more quals than me. I say 'Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me' (best Carry On line) and they all look blank. But, here in Pedants' Corner you will find a home.

You found a toddler group with Earl Grey, maltatheterrible?

Hallgerda - nope I take my own, and I bake the undeservers my stunning lemon biscuits as well, sniff

Tearinghairout - it's all in the breeding, I swear. I have a father who cannot leave the Times croos word undone and a mother who watches Eastenders

I am officially a halfbreed

what is a croos word? I am a fool