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Pedants' corner

Pedant's Joke Book

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maltatheterrible · 28/01/2008 14:31

Who led the Pedants' Revolt?

Which Tyler

mwah ha ha ha
sorry if it's been done before

bugger, hope that apostrophe is in the right place...wanders off looking over her shoulder and muttering about her grammatical ignorance

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PrettyCandles · 28/01/2008 14:32

[snort]

maltatheterrible · 28/01/2008 14:34

thank you, thank you, i'm here all week

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tearinghairout · 28/01/2008 14:35

Thanks for that A small ray of sunshine in my miserable day.

maltatheterrible · 28/01/2008 14:37

Did you know that there are 10 kinds of people in this world?

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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PrettyCandles · 28/01/2008 14:38

Can you say that joke out loud, Malta?

fryalot · 28/01/2008 14:41

snuuuurk

maltatheterrible · 28/01/2008 14:42

(snort) back atcha PC

I did try telling the Wat Tyler one at Toddler Group but it flatlined...so i took my poncey arse back to my seat, swirling my Earl Grey and returned my attentions to the adventures to Madame Bovary

I am soooo underappreciated

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tearinghairout · 29/01/2008 08:49

I'm there with you, malta. Join our little 'underappreciated' club here. I often feel it's 'pearls before swine' with my lot, including DH who has SO many more quals than me. I say 'Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me' (best Carry On line) and they all look blank. But, here in Pedants' Corner you will find a home.

Hallgerda · 29/01/2008 09:20

You found a toddler group with Earl Grey, maltatheterrible?

maltatheterrible · 29/01/2008 13:38

Hallgerda - nope I take my own, and I bake the undeservers my stunning lemon biscuits as well, sniff

Tearinghairout - it's all in the breeding, I swear. I have a father who cannot leave the Times croos word undone and a mother who watches Eastenders

I am officially a halfbreed

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maltatheterrible · 29/01/2008 13:39

what is a croos word? I am a fool

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