ooh oooh OOOOH i just though of another one -- and i don't think it has been discussed here before -- "is Jack there AT ALL?"

[Tutter]

at all?

"yes, his left arm is here, but the rest of him left some time ago"

oh you oponce

see my thread re first day of period

explains angst

only OINE FARKING SYPATHETIC POST YOU FECKERS

Jeez! What are you like on the second day of your period?

What about when you ask to speak to Jack and he says "It's myself speaking" Surely that is not correct?