Hideous overuse of quotation marks

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I took this photo of a sign in a shop window last year and was just reminded of it so I thought I would post it here.

It makes me want to do violence.

Woah! Woah! Woah!

"That makes"
"My teeth itch!"

WHYYYY??

oh. I thought this was about various posters here and I was going to raise my hand and apologise.

No. No no no no. Please go back and burn it.