Here's one I pre-prepared earlier

[TheLeadbetterLife]

How long before this god awful word also becomes redundant for some reason, necessitating yet another pre?

I might have to put my eyes out with my pre-pre-pre-paring knife.

and pre-ordering!

you have either ordered something or you haven't - whether or not it is curently available (e.g. out in december, available to pre-order now')!