I have posted elsewhere about the (IMVHO) inappropriate Body Shop evening that my dd's Rainbows unit is hosting next week (they get a prize if they sell more than £50-worth of stuff ), but I had to share this gem from the letter that came home about it. Apparently the girls are going to learn how to give their parents a hand massage. Mums are exhorted to attend and are asked to bring a bowel and towel.
(Note to self... must try to remember where I left my bowel...)