On the train announcement!

[Ferretyone]

"approaching our final destination"

No! Approaching "our final station" or "our destination"

[TheMemoryLingers]

The announcer must've been in an apocalyptic frame of mind.

[midgebabe]

More cheerful than the old announcement "....where this train will terminate"

[happyinherts]

Or on the Thames clipper boats.

.... Passengers can leave the boat at both ends.

Ever tried leaving at 'both' ends. Think they mean 'either.'

[DearTeddyRobinson]

Ah, reminds me of my personal favourite, the 'last and final call' for a flight. Drives me bananas!