Grammar — the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

[toadgirl]

What's the funniest thing you have read that illustrates how the meaning of a sentence can be altered by using bad grammar?

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I remember this one from school illustrating how punctuation changes the meaning of a sentence:

The inspector says the teacher is a fool.

Or:

"The inspector," says the teacher, "is a fool."

i helped my uncle jack off a horse

Good one, Sue.

I love these.

Keep them coming!

I helped my uncle jack off a horse

Haha :)

Similar to Sue's.
I use with DS:
"Mummy," said DS, "should have all the cake" vs "Mummy said DS should have all the cake.