You have two choices

[SanityClause]

No, one choice; two options.

That is all.

Yes!! This has always bothered me. I remember saying it to my parents friend when I was a kid and they looked like they wanted to throttle me. But I've always understood it as 1 choice with 2 options.

Well, everyone hates a pedant (says she from the safety of pedants' corner).

I'm with you, OP and lightcola. Surely it's not just the three of us?

Yes!

Agree 100%.

I hate that so much that even seeing the thread title made me clench my fist and grit my teeth. Chicken or pork, mash or chips. THAT is two bloody choices.

Yes! I'm thrilled to find this post. I've just shown it to my partner who looked horrified and said "Oh God, there are more of you!"

@ Cynara