Grammar crimes: 1. H talks in the 3rd person 2. he doesn't know what the 3rd person is

[Darcey2105]

Huh! StbXH always refers to himself as 'Daddy' when he talks, or any other name he gives himself. When it really starts to grate I tell him off for talking about himself in the third person. But what is really annoying is that he has no idea what 'the third person' is. Numpty!

Hold on though.....does he refer to himself as Daddy with the children....(come to Daddy!) which is definitely worthy of a LTB (especially if the kids are in their twenties ) or with you...in which case a shovel to the back of the head and a patio extension to hide the evidence might be more suitable....Obviously, if he refers to himself as Daddy with his own mother, or his boss, then the shovel-head thing will suffice and the dogs can have the remains.

This is no time for giving the benefit of the doubt- I'm getting pre-divorce flsahback. Get the shovel- I'll provide the patio.

Lol - at the very least I can put this as number 1 on the list of unreasonable behaviour I'm writing for my solicitor!!

Er yes - he says 'come to daddy' every time he needs the kids' attention (puke)