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[Thistledew]

Beat this for the worst abuse of the English language!

Someone please tell me it is supposed to be ironic.

I drove past a salon called "Kerry's Cut's" once.

Isn't it a spelling mistake? If the hairdresser Shade has her salon (Shade's salon) within the premises of the barber Fade (Fade's salon) then the only thing I see wrong is that they've used 'Z' instead of 's' .

Happy as always to be corrected though

If it's within Fade's, Uri, then that's correct, yes.