do the people at go compare think "hasten" means "hesitate"?

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Has anyone else noticed this? Or am I mishearing the advert?
"my very sharp, very well maintained secateurs which I will not hasten to use if I ever run into that chubby opera singer..."
As a "threatening violence" joke that simply doesn't make sense

I can't bethe only one who has noticed this surely?

I hadn't noticed.

i will now, though. So thanks for that.

Well if we ever meet, don't hasten to buy me a drink in thanks :o

I noticed this! Thought it was just me mishearing!

Phew :)

How does this stuff get through all the people who presumably must read/listen and approve it before it goes live?