Antisocial vs. Unsociable

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If you hate going to parties, you're unsociable.

If you get thrown out of parties for shitting in the plant pots, you're antisocial.

Unless things changed whilst I was raiding the drinks cabinet?

What about if you hate going to parties so much you shit in the plant pots?

You're both

Now I didn't know that and always called myself antisocial as I hate people when I am not on duty. Does that mean people think I poo in plant pots now

I'm afraid so.

(do you?)

Not so far but maybe if I wasn't so unsociable I would get out more and find some plant pots to poo in.

Now if that's not an incentive to socialise, i don't know what is

Excellent thread everyone.
Thank you for the good quality entertainment.
TV - very disappointing this evening :o