Saw this sign in Morrison's today. Made me smile.

[ChaosTrulyReigns71]

"Don't forget...

Please remember to wash your hands."

Gentle humour.

it's obviously for those who can't handle negative demands - like you have to say "remember to" instead of "don't forget to" and "please behave" instead of "don't be naughty"

71? why?

She, finally, got the memo about numbers [wunk]
Although it would appear that I haven't received that memo yet [confunded]

ah, yes, i saw something about it....

[wunk]

My favourite ever reported response from a child to 'please behave' is 'I am being have!'.

awwww