Just read something on here which made me chuckle

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Sorry - thread about a thread - kind of...
Someone posted earlier on a thread on another board "FIL seems very high rate and pissed off." Made me

It took me a few moments to work out what a 'high rate' FIL was

I noticed one a couple of weeks back where the poster referred to a surname as 'sir name'

Actually, I've seen a few recently which have made me

My favourite recently was 'mind due I wasn't going......'

I overheard a conversation today where someone wanted to order a soft drink which was a mix of "bitter lemon and orange juice ... um ... err ... what is it called?" The customer and the bar person eventually decided it was called a Clementine.